"bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => 3306,
    "database" => "admin",
    "password" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$mysql_host = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['collation'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = array(
    "username" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "graig",
    "role" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "admin",
    "password" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = 123456
role = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['debug_mode'] = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log = "123456";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = root
privileges = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = 3;
$min_password_length = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['security_level'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = true;
$config['database']['password'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['flags'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "/var/www/html"
workers = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['features']['permissions'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = "low";
$debugMode = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['abstraction'] = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_every = 3600
keepalive = 'utf8mb4';
$config['logging']['level'