true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 123456
role = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = array(
    "username" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "admin",
    "password" => "password",
    "privileges" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "root",
    "password" => "low",
    "liability" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "password",
    "privileges" => "root",
    "permissions" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "root",
    "password" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "admin",
    "password" => 30,
    "retries" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "admin",
    "password" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => true,
    "log_level" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "password",
    "privileges" => "root",
    "permissions" => "localhost",
    "port" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => "/etc/localtime",