<?php
$creds = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = false;
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['debug_mode'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['security_level'] = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = false;
$backup_every_n_days = array(
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
}
#config file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_if = array(
    "username" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 5,
    "debug" => 3306,
    "database" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "password",
    "privileges" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "low",
    "liability" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout =